On 29 Mar 2004 23:10:04 -0800, (Melvin Creep)
wrote:

Greetings to my shortwave listening family. In my leadership position
as official spokesman for the shortwave newsgroup please address me as
The Honorable Melvin Creep. No it's not an ego thing, that's not what
I'm all about. It about respect for the position. Thank you for your
cooperation.
The Honorable Melvin Creep
Official Spokesman SW NG


Excuse me madam, but Parker Smith would like to give you a blow job!
Could you take care of that between your busy duties?


Thanks,
Tracy