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Old April 16th 04, 05:34 PM
SubGenie Ovrman 67
 
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"Mike Terry" wrote in message
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Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,

We would like to inform you that a new broadcast service Bible Christian
Association (BCA) started it's transmissions on short-wave on a regular
weekly in polish language.


Just what we need on shortwave....
More phucking religious crap!
As if there ain't enough of this waste of RF now...

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News Story:

An ultra-Orthrodox Rabbi in Israel who claims
to be able to predict the comming of the messiah
by his bowel movements...........

http://www.ety.com/HRP/jewishstudies/witofyosef.htm

"RABBI OVADIA YOSEF INTERPRETS
BOWEL MOVEMENTS AS MESSIANIC SIGN"
by James Conant

One day after publicly announcing a messianic dream, Shas spiritual
leader Rabbi Ovadia Yosef has sent additional messianic
shockwaves through the ultra-Orthodox community in Israel and
the United States ... The Shas spiritual leader claims he can now
forecast the arrival of the Messiah according to the frequency
and veracity of his bowel movements.

The Rabbi told personal confidants of his latest mystical experience.
Yosef later confirmed rumors of this latest interpretation on
Shas radio. 'Solid stools indicated the strength of Ariel Sharon's
policies, but lately, the stools have had a softer text, indicating
Sharon's weakness and the possible arrival of the Messiah in
this time of crisis,' Rabbi Ovadia Yosef told his listeners."

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What is worse I ask?? Usama Bin Laden with suitcase nukes, our half-assed
military's imminent blowing up of Najif ("Mecca" to the Shi-ite Islamics)
and
Moqtada al-Sadr the 31 yo cleric, or a senile old rabbi in Israel who sets
foreign policy for Sharon and the Israeli Knesset by the frequency
of his bowel movements.......

(I say we toss half of our nuke arsenel onto the middle east. Blow up both
the Arabs, the Jews, and all their ****ing oil wells and kooky imbred
religions in one massive mushroom cloud - Scotty, beam me up!)

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"My moral high-horse is a three-legged nag with no teeth
and flies and vultures circling around." -Rollins, Mar 2004