On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 13:44:30 -0500, "MnMikew"
wrote:

Have another bong hit hippie.


But singing Whiskey for My Men - Beer for My Horses - that's OK. Or
maybe She's My Little Whiskey Girl - yea, that's conservative values.
Here's what I think in a nut shell:

If you want to burn the flag go ahead. That's what our soldiers died
to support.

If you want to pray in school - do so the first chance you get and do
it in your head.

Since marriage is a gov't thing and not just religious - Gays should
be able to marry.

Welfare is a good thing because it keeps poor people in their
neighborhoods and out of mine. And helping people makes me feel good.

Doctors not legislators should decide the abortion issue. If it's the
kid or the mom then save the mom.

There's a bunch of good 'ole boy businessmen running my town. They
always take care of their own. So if we have to give the nod to
blacks once in awhile - then go ahead. God bless.

Only people judged "moderate" should be selected to the Supreme Court.

Any gun sucks. If you need a hobby go race an RC car or fly a damn
Kite. You'll live. But, so that the gov't can never take advantage
of us you can keep a gun if you'd like. But it should be
prohibitively expensive. The money you pay is put into fund. If
someone gets a hold of your gun and shoots someone than that money
goes to help the victim. Tough **** that it's not your fault. It was
your gun so you're responsible. I'm so tired of reading in the paper
that Joe Smack broke into Billy Bob's trailer and stole a VCR, Stereo
and 3 or 4 guns. It's those guns that may kill my kid someday. So
Joe needs to go to jail for ever and Billy Bob can suck my priikkkkeee
for leaving his load layin on his couch so he can shoot those pesky
squirrels.

Lawyers suck. Chasin an ambulance should be punishable by jail time.

Once you have children you can't get divorced unless your partner
beats you or cheats or has a drug problem. Otherwise - make it work.

Put a chip in every car that limits the top speed to 70. Put all
extra cops on the street solving violent crime.

Every kid passes a standardized test of they don't get promoted.

Vouchers suck. Even with a crappy education system in the US - it's
still the best. Vouchers might wreck it. Don't take a chance.

No more money to Israel or Palestine or anyone involved with the
"mess". Get it right and you get lot's of money.

Legalize biologically non-addictive drugs. Funnel all drug money to
prevention and health.

I shouldn't have to pay for your kid so don't have 'em. If you do,
I'll try to educate them so they don't turn out like the moron that
had them. That's my only chance to stop the cycle.

Go ahead and gamble everywhere if you want. But States shouldn't
sponsor lotteries so that we can get welfare money back from the poor.

Use a food stamp in a convenience store to buy something like potato
chips and I'll take your stamps away and only feed your kids.

More tomorrow.... God speed...