"Stephen M.H. Lawrence" wrote in message
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| OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM
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| 6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
| 6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
| 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
| 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
| 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
| 7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t toast
| 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
| 7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
| 8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
| 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
| 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
| 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
|
| 9:30pm - * Intermission *
|
| 10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
| 10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
| 10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
| 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
| 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
| 11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
| 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
| 11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
| 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
| 11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast,
| pukes and passes out on his drunk stinking fat ass.
| 12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

So the rumor that they will be passing out
Pampers and baby bottles isn't true?


No, but I do hear that Ted Kennedy has offered to drive the ladies home.

-- Stinger