m II wrote:

N8KDV wrote:

Enquiring heterosexual minds want to know!


But of course that's not your mind now is it?

Sure is. The presents and flowers you keep sending me don't have any
effect. The perfume you use is way too overpowering, by the way. The
Postman gets stoned everytime he grabs one of your packages.

I sure don't want any Canadian Postman playing with my 'package'.