William 'Am I really Michael Bryant?, Somedays I wonder' Everhart 1 wrote:

Drum roll please......

10. I get the impression that you **** yourself everyday.

9. No, but you're probably whacking off just thinking about me,

8. Yep, typical German, still wanting to kill people.

7. Get back to me sometime when you've got your **** in the properly
sized sack.

6. I've got the feeling that he spends a lot of time 'loving
himself', if you know what I mean.

5. And no, Canadians are anything but heroic, they're mostly wimps
like you who fantasize about guys walking around in womens underwear.

4. Sorry, yo Grandpa was a member of the NAZI Party, and yo Momma was
a member of the Hitler Youth.

3. Death to lying academics is what I say! Long live the jihad to
purge our educational institutions of lying scum!

2. Really? And just what kind of crystal ball did your NAZI handlers
give you that would show that I've never had any relationships with
women?

And the NUMBER 1 quote of the week..........................

1. You ain't got a clue! Now go look in the mirror, I think your tin
foil hat is just a wee bit askew.

***BONUS Party Quote - use this with your friends***

You got's to be a really messed up piece of ****, boy.

And some folks claim I have to much time on my hands...

LOL