Michael 'I can't help but lie, I got haemorrhoids' Bryant wrote:

From: N8KDV

I don't drink hard liquor, Fat Boy. When you gonna get off the drugs?

Lying already?

You know I don't do drugs. Those claims were thoroughly checked out before I
could get a teaching job. I'm periodically tested. But we all know you're
not....

By the way, my next eye surgery is scheduled for June 17. I'll be expecting a
card.

Get the lobotomy at the same time, it'll help keep the rest of our insurance
cost's down.