Michael 'I gave Kentubby its new name' Bryant wrote:

From: "-=jd=-"

Here's some more "juvenile" humor for ya:

"Helping Hands for the Blind" contacted the Kerry campaign in an effort to
do something to help a blind Presidential candidate get elected. When told
that Kerry was not "vision impaired" the "Helping Hands for the Blind"
representative apologized, explaing that when he saw Teresa Heinz Kerry,
he just assumed...

Feel free to insert George and Laura Bush in the appropriate places if it
helps you locate your lost sense of humor...

Gee, I guess your sense of humor isn't as quite developed as your writing
style...

Your lying is top notch, Fat Boy. Give yourself an A+