Michael 'damn, I wish I'd really received that PhD, this is embarrassing' Bryant
wrote:

From: "Stephen M.H. Lawrence"

I sure wish that, every time I got backed into a corner, I could
order up a tornado or two. That's mighty convenient!

Easy to check the National Weather Service. Bet you won't apologize even when
you do see all the tornado warnings that were posted today for the Kenntuckiana
region.

BTW, I got to see an one of the four or five funnel clouds that were in the
area today. Reminded me of Lare's mouth...

Now had I seen one it would remind me of that funnel you surely must use for your
Cheeto's.