Michael 'I pick un-digested Cheeto's out of my ass' Bryant wrote:

From: dxAce

Now, if you just keep shoving those Cheeto's into your face, perhaps you
might find a PhD at the bottom of the bag.

No, but I did find a Bachelor's degree from Grand Valley State in a Crackerjack
box.

Interesting comment from a chap who attended Morehead State.

Morehead... LOL!