Michael 'I'm a loser who can't even tell lies properly' Bryant wrote:

Subject: Bryant is really outdoing himself as 'Short Wave'

Yeah, Steve. I've never had any trouble in thinking of ORIGINAL responses to
your juvenile drivel.

Let me assure you: I am not Short Wave.

Sure... like your word counts for anything at all Fat Boy...

Why don't you head out and buy some Cheeto's?