Congrads on makin' da Punk Bitch's Hall of Shame, innate! Ya constantly remind
us about how cocaine consumin' Yalie cheerleader Shrub brought back decency &
morality to the White House, just like he promised during his 2000 campaign! Ya
also prognosticated that Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11" sucked royally! Box
office grosses of only $21.8 million vindicate thy verses! Moore even sold out
theatres in Shrub territory! So keep givin' yer main woman da luv, that one ya
affectionately call yer "colostomy bag"!!!