Brian Hill's poor Mother wrote:

Hi I'm Brian's Mother. I'm sorry he has offended you. I've revoked his
computer privleges for a term of 1 min. He says your a pinko commie
from
Canada and that's the reason for his behavior. Is this true?

Mrs.Hill


Thank God for parental supervision!

I can't tell you how I appreciate seeing an adult's supervision of their
offspring's internet activities. Now, to the nitty gritty. Please accept
this as an attempt to correct the lifestyle path that little Brian has
chosen for himself and NOT as a critique of your parenting skills. The
little asshole made his own evil choices, not you.

I detect an attitude in little Brian that can be explained only by
rampant drug abuse or a brain that has been thoroughly ravaged by
untreated Syphilis. Have you seen any signs of this unGodly behavior at
home? Are there people constantly visiting under the guise of
socializing? Is there an apparent overindulgence with loud music? Do
things that, from the outside, appear to be 'guitar cases' get carried
in and out of the house?

These are all too common traits of a youth hurtling down a very
dangerous and destructive path.

Your son needs help NOW! Thanks to our correct thinking Leader, there is
a GW Bush Detoxification Camp near you. Surely the offspring of your own
flesh and blood is worth the very modest six thousand(US$) a month.

They also offer an added 'No release until YOU say so' program for those
slightly more difficult problem children. It may well be to your
benefit to avail yourself this option. An individualized identification
number will be issued each participant at the time of entry and neatly
embossed in the epidermis of the upper arm with the finest quality
imported ink.


Thank you for your prompt reply.



With respect,


mike