"m II" wrote in message
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Honus wrote:

Little Michael, you should probably be asking your dad about these birds
and
bees sorts of things. Here's his e-mail addy:



I would, Mister Honus, Sir, but his psychiatrist said not to talk to him
until he gets out of the prison for the criminally insane. It will be a
very very long wait he said.


(starting to suspect that something is not quite right here)


Come on...you're quicker on the uptake than -that-!

They've always said I was a gifted child. It seems strange to me that
people would give children away as presents. Christmas was always
horrible at house, what with daddy always throwing up on the tree and
stuff. One year he started touching Uncle Phil and got everybody really
upset, so they all left and didn't visit again.

It's not something I like thinking about much.



little michael II

That'll be just about enough of that talk out of you and Mr. Honus. And quit
listening to that evil Pink Floyd music with lyrics about pudding and meat.
Now go to your rooms!!!

B.H.