"m II" wrote in message
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Honus wrote:

Little Michael, you should probably be asking your dad about these birds
and
bees sorts of things. Here's his e-mail addy:



I would, Mister Honus, Sir, but his psychiatrist said not to talk to him
until he gets out of the prison for the criminally insane. It will be a
very very long wait he said.

Hmmm. Considering the fact that he had sex with a Canadian, and some sex
offenses open you up to court-ordered and open-ended involuntary commitment
as you mentioned, I'd say it might be a long time at that. Your dad was
serviced, and justice is being served.

(starting to suspect that something is not quite right here)


Come on...you're quicker on the uptake than -that-!

They've always said I was a gifted child. It seems strange to me that
people would give children away as presents.

Your "parents" must have been truly evi...uh, deserving of a child such as
yourself.

Christmas was always
horrible at house, what with daddy always throwing up on the tree and
stuff. One year he started touching Uncle Phil and got everybody really
upset, so they all left and didn't visit again.

He brought a whole new meaning to phrase "Yule Log", eh? Got wood?

It's not something I like thinking about much.

Don't dwell on it, little Michael. Go to your happy place.