-=jd=- wrote:
Had this sent to me - author unknown...

The Official 2004 DNC Nursery-Rhyme

Kerry, Kerry, quite Contrary,
How did Ohio go?
You made the push, to beat George Bush,
But overlooked Carl Rove!
You padded the vote, with even a goat,
And lawyers ready to rally!
But try as you may, on that given day,
Fell short on the ultimate tally!!
With CBS Dan, you made your stand,
And labeled the Dubya a liar!
The "Elitist" beamed as "Fahrenheit" screened,
And Teddy belched deep from the mire!!
The Media said, that you were ahead,
And winning by you, a "cinch"!
They just couldn't wait, to end the debate,
And Crown you and the "pickle-wench"!!
But from the waters of Nam, and praise of the "Cong",
Your past had the stench of a "paddy"!
After all's said and done, about who's Number One!
GW is still yo' Daddy!!!!ÿ

Ha!


Well, we have an off topic thread here already, so I thought I'd just
use it instead of enraging the masses with a new thread. I *do* care,
you know...



Speaking of poll fraud, here's this gem.

http://memes.org/modules.php?op=modl...rder=0&thold=0

http://snipurl.com/aqrg



Note that poll inspectors weren't allowed in to Ohio Polling stations.