"Fractenna"
I've been down this path before; it doesn't work
because there's nothing to be alerted to.

Yeah, I know. Cuts both ways. But unlike you - I realize when I'm shooting
blanks ("Sisna" - puhfreakingleese...). Ya Big Twit.

It does help though, in documenting.

The N1IR files must be overflowing (smirk). Will 'The Stacks' be buried
with you when you die, or just recycled (thereby driving down the price of
used paper by 40% for six months)?