Honus wrote:
No silly, that's the OTHER place. There's just Brian Hill and me
here...for now. We've reserved your pitchfork.
You're going to have to hang on to it for me for awhile. I'm having trouble
adjusting to walking with hooves, and I'm sure to fall and hurt myself if I
try to carry anything. The tail isn't helping with my balance, either. 
Tell me about it. Now I know how Ginger Rogers felt with those high
heels on while dancing with Fred Astair. The tail comes in handy for
those with a history of falling over backwards unexpectedly.
Reincarnated kangaroos who've been evil and came here may feel more at
home too. Gotta watch the spiked tail tip, though. It's hard on the
hide when it gets whipped around in the sulphurous winds. damn..there
it goes again..ouch.
I do look pretty freaking good in red, though.
Don't we all....
mike