"Honus" wrote in message
Gee! Honus. You old sick O. I almost missed this post of yours. A
wedgie!
Honus I don't wear underwear.
I can guess why. You probably have so many wedgies owed to you that "going
commando" is your only protection. I don't understand you guys that don't
wear undies, or wear boxers instead of tighty-whitie's.
Actually I do wear underwear. I lie just to keep from telling the truth.
Sorry
Your move.
And that's exactly what I'd do if I lived in Michigan. 
Michigan? No thats Aces turf. I'm in MN. You can tell when your in MN
because we all look like Paul Bunyan