Brian Hill wrote:


Hey mike! I heard that Canadians keep pet French people and apparently your
able to train them to play hockey? Is that true?

I don't know. When I was a kid, all my pets met untimely ends, so
eventually I got banned from the pet stores. I now have no idea what
they carry in the way of Merchandise OR what it tastes like cooked.

The Quebecois were Canadian before the Anglais wars, so it's unlikely
they'd keep each other as pets...the interior decorating types
notwithstanding, of course.


As for training, it's not needed. Hockey seems to be in the blood from
birth. In order to keep a universal balance, ninety percent of our
Football players are YouAlls and about the same ratio of YOUR hockey
players are Canadians...except this year, when they're merely unemployed.


mike



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