beerbumbler, lonely now that he's misplaced his sock puppet
and bottle of lotion, fetched a deep sigh and tapped:

You should be an expert on that issue! You are the ring leader.

You know, fella- you might try professional help.
You can't just keep switching handles; your sickness
shines through and people find you out.
Seek help: You may be salvagable, but only
if you admit your problem and seek help.
Do it now, before another newsgroup outcasts you.