In article 9_rXd.81801$wc.48149@trnddc07, "Burr"
wrote:

wrote in message
ups.com...
trying to explain to you that you are a sick loser is like this old
expression:

"don't try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys
the pig"

Say Captain (of something),

Just because you can't understand what the pig is saying doesn't mean
the pig can sing!!!

I've know a lot of pigs in my time and I can assure you that pigs can
sing you just need to try a little harder to understand what they are
saying.

Pigs are the smartest animal on earth and probably better looking
then you are a lot of your girl friends.

He was talking about his girl friend.

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Telamon
Ventura, California