Al Patrick wrote:
The New American Standard Bible, Updated Edition - 1995, in Isaiah 66,
places the eating of swine (pork) in the SAME category as the eating of
mice. Check it out.

Well, you and Jesus pass me your share of BBQed pork ribs,
will ya, Al? Thanks.... (yuuuuum, yum!).
You can keep the oysters and catfish; don't care for 'em.
But scallops? Pass them too, and tell Jesus
to stop hogging the Tarter sauce.

Carp have scales, Al. Ever seen what they eat?
It'll put you off your Post Toasties.

Just curious, Al: do you and your "significant other"
ever have sex just for fun, or is that a "sin?"