LOOK YOU LITTLE ****, I'VE INVENTED MORE **** IN MY ****ING LIFE
TIME
THEN YOU EVER EVER WILL!!! I WILL NOT GIVE A ****ING ASSHOLE, WHO GETS
ON SOME QUEER ASS NEWSGROUP THE PLEASURE OF ANY OF MY INVENTIONS.
SO GO PLAY WITH YOUR LITTLE BUTT BUDDIES BATHROOMAN AND JULIO
DEJESUS

That's exactly it, you have invented more ****, every time you to to
the bathroom.