I once stepped out of a pub to go across the road to take a pee on a
tree,I fell down drunk and passed out.Two girls up from England were
walking along.One of them whips the ribbon out of her hair and ties it
around my pecker in a neat bow knot.When I came to,I says,Well Laddie,I
don't know where you have been,but I am glad you won First Prize!
cuhulin