David Stinson wrote:

Tela-tubby ascended his "throne"
(in his bathroom),
lifted his "Killfile Wand" (made of a used
elementary school girl's twirling baton
wrapped in tin foil and crepe paper)
and snooted forth: (his usual).

Telamonkey, you continue to believe that someone
gives a good golly-damn about your opinions and your killfile.
Son, I've fart things more significant
than you and your "scary boogie-man" killfile.
I don't know the name for your mental illness-
an overblown idea of one's own importance in the grand scheme,
and a silly idea that an insignificant nothing
killfiling someone matters at all-
but you really should see a doctor.

Stay hunkered... wait for the 'covert "go" signal...'

dxAce
Michigan
USA