"John Smith" wrote in message
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May the truck which is carrying you toilet paper fail to arrive!!!! grin

Regards

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Well, I hate to say it, but with the price of oil, some day that may happen.
IF SO, we'll have to resort back to what our Pioneer forefathers did when we
didn't have "toilet" paper. SO, there IS an answer to most any thing your
truck can do. OR fails to do.

cl