RadioGuy wrote:

I hate to quote the source... (OK, OK, it was Coast To Coast) that the
Minutemen patroling the border with Mexico are using amateur radio and FRS
radios for communications.

THAT must be the most boring frequency in existence:

"See any spics?" "No." "Roger."

...five minutes later...

"See any spics?" "No." "Roger."

...five minutes later...

"Say Billy Bob, aren't those wetbacks supposed to come through right
about here?" "Well, that's what they said on WWCR, and WWCR is never
wrong." "What if they went someplace else?" "Mexicans aren't that smart,
remember?" "Oh."

...five minutes later...

"You SURE that they didn't just move to the west where we're not? I
mean, I haven't seen any for a LONG TIME!" "Mexicans are a lower form of
life, boy, and they will NEVER do that." "You SURE?" "Who you gonna
believe, your eyes or WWCR? By the way, Pastor Peters is coming on
soon." "OK Al, you go back to that computer thingy and I'll keep looking
for nonexistent spics." "Roger and out."

About this time some ham in Chihuahua state comes on and starts
harassing the poor gringos. "Look, boss, de gringos are coming to get
us! But we're too smart for them! We're hiding behind dees mountain over
here-yeah, over here!-and YOU stupid Yanquis can't do sheet about eet.
We'll wait until you're drunk then we'll run right over ze top of yu!

After the commotion dies down the ham says "I'm coming from
Chihuahua-yeah, from eenside your dog!" One of the good ole boys picks
up his dog and says "Fluffy?" and the ham says "Yeah, better shoot me
while yu can, gringo!" So the redneck whips out his assault rifle and
blows away Fluffy.



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