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Two little girls next door to me,one of them is about eight or nine
years old,the other one is about three or four years old,knocked on my
front door (I assume they knocked because my dog started barking first
and ran to the front door,by the time I put my dog in the hall and
closed the hall door and opened my front door,they had ran behind my van
in my driveway) at about 8:00 PM this evening.One of them said,My mama
wants to know if you have any crackers?
I don't have any crackers,I rarely ever buy any crackers.I reckon y'all
can say I was "attacked" by two little girls tonight.

Kids asking about crackers? Maybe their mom thought you had some kin drop by
to set a spell and she wanted to give her children a
this-is-what-happens-when-you-mate-with-family genetics lesson.