"Jim Douglas" wrote in message
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Can you shoot yourself in the head? Got any guns in the trailer?

Do you know what would happen?

Deep breath

His hands would shake from all of that whiskey that he surely must be
drinking to excess, he'd miss the abnormally tiny bit of his brain where a
bullet would do us any good, he'd end up more of a veggie than he already
is, someone would want the plug pulled (and who wouldn't?), we'd learn to
our dismay (but not our surprise) that after all of his bitching about Terry
Schiavo he himself hadn't bothered to write up a living will, and then we'd
all end up hearing about him every day for the next fifteen ****ing years.

No thank you.