m II wrote:

Honus wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
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Greg wrote:

So is a Peter!

Greg
Polk County, FL, the REAL Central Florida!

You can't drive a nail with one.


But I do plenty of nailing with my peter!



I hear they made 'hulin replace the divots. He claimed he was 'communing' with
mother earth the last time they took him away. The grounds keeper at the course
was less than impressed.

"The suspect was heard counting the strokes out loud" Sergeant Williams of the
Highway Patrol is quoted as saying. "We haven't had this sort of debauchery
against our greens since the dxAce episode of three years back. That perp moved
to Holland MI after being released from therapy and the court enforced chemical
castration was completed" continued the Sergeant.

That's pretty funny. But ya know what? CanaDuh still sucks. You can't change that.

dxAce
Michigan
USA