Honus wrote:
"Les" wrote in message
oups.com...

wrote:

I found me at new girlfriend at Metrocenter Mall just across
Highway 80 www.metromalljackson.com from me at the Sears
store.She
is coming over here when she gets off work tonight.I have to watch
Breakheart Pass movie on tb now.
cuhulin


Fill us in on the details, how many cans of Alpo did it take, how about
biscuits?

Is she a barker and squirmer? Does she bite?


When those sensuous doggies excite you,
Remember these words if they fight you:
Just pour on the gas
When you're screwing their ass.
Do it quickly, and they'll never bite you.



Cuhulin's brain was thinkin' filthy and fast
'a late Dachshund date would be a blast'
He limboed real, real low to make it fit
But an excited slip jammed gravel in it
now his pervert pecker's plaster cast.




mike