"bb" wrote

I wonder how VE Dee would accomodate the
disabled in the Tower Climbing pass/fail skill exam?

The Somolian judges gave this a 9.8 on the Olympic Troll-O-Meter,
but they were over-ruled by the umpires in instant replay, who
award it a 2.6

The Somolian judges lodged a formal protest!

It was sufficiently trollish, of course, but way too obvious.
It was poorly written, poorly executed, and was so incredibly
lame as to lack the true drawing power of a really masterful
troll. Maybe as high as a 3.3 for the intense stupidity of the
premise, but a 9.8? Never! The Somolian judges tear their
hair out, throw their balalaikas down in dismay, and perform
the traditional Somolian Dismay Chant! They demand a recount!

Recount denied.