On Sun, 24 Apr 2005 21:56:36 -0500, Bo Williams
said in rec.radio.scanner:

...and I'm amused for a different reason. I went to see a good friend
of mine Wednesday night last week, and when we were making the plans I
mentioned hearing something on the scanner. He said "SCANNER! What are
you, 60 years old?"

So what *is* a 34 year old supposed to call it?