Two Test wrote:
Roger Wiseman Sex Test



1. A Clitoris is a flower you plant at the plaza. T_____F_____

2. A Pubic Hare is a wild rabbit. T_____F_____

3. A Vulva is a Swedish automobile. T_____F_____

4. A "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. T_____F_____

5. Integrity is a city in Pennsylvania. T_____F_____
5. A Fallopian Tube is part of a television. T_____F_____

6. A Wet Dream is what happens when you take a nap in a Thunderbird
with garbage bag windows. T_____F_____

7. Vagina is a medical term for heart trouble. T_____F_____

8. Fellatio is an Italian dagger. T_____F_____

9. A Menstrual Cycle has 3 wheels and is used by the meter maids.
T_____F_____

10. A G-string is part of a guitar. T_____F_____

11. Semen is a bunch of sailors. T_____F_____

12. Anus is a Latin word for your yearly vacation. T_____F_____

13. Testicles are found on an octopus. T_____F_____

14. Cunnilingus is a person who speaks more than one language.
T_____F_____

15. Asphalt describes rectal trouble. T_____F_____

16. KOTEX is a radio station in Texas. T_____F_____

17. Masturbate is used to catch big fish at Lake Acworth. T_____F_____

18. Coitus is a musical instrument made at Radio Shack. T_____F_____

19. Fetus was a character on Gunsmoke. T_____F_____

20. An Umbilical Cord is what you use to plug in the Christmas lights at
the plaza.T_____F_____

21. A Condom is an apartment that you buy. T_____F_____

22. When you miss a period, you can use a semicolon. T_____F_____

23. An Erection is when you vote for President Clinton. T_____F_____

24. A Premature Ejaculation is what your dad wishes he would have had.
T_____F_____

25. An Orgasm is the person who plays the organ at a wedding. T_____F_____

26. A Penis is a flower that blooms in early Spring. T_____F_____

27. Uterus is a derogatory racial slur. T_____F_____

28. A semicolon is someone you call a half ass. T_____F_____

29. Axe is: A. What you use to settle a drug deal. B. When you have a
question you____somebody. C. What your internet providers give you. D.
All of the above, unnerstan?

30. What color are the white street police cars? _________

31. An STD is: A. A car made by Ford. B. A place you order flowers. C.
Different time zone.


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