Poor two-

Poor Gopher face, has that obsolete license. Has to talk on 40
meters along with the Shortwavce broadcast stations drowning his
****-willy signal out. Poor Gopher Face Butt Cornholer, he
couldn't spell "loser", because he snorted so much cocaine and
followed it up with a vodka chaser. Tell us Gopher face, why'd
your wife walk out on you?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Were you such an underachiever with her, too?


This is TOO good to pass up.

Wogie...your wife left you high and dry. She walked out on you and took her
kids with her.
If fact, Wogie, there are those who say that her kids were hers by a
previous marriage and were
NOT yours.
Story goes, Wogie, that she walked out on you because you were a moody
nutcase and you treated her kids as if they were second class citizens. You
just could not get along with her or the kids and were mean to them.

Then she got the house, the kids and the other belongings and you had to
move up north with Mommy.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA