Wow. I haven't seen one of those in ages. Nice to
see that some people still bring out the troll form
every once in an while.

--Mike L.


"Dan Morisseau" wrote in message
m...
FanJet wrote:
C wrote:

http://www.thekcrachannel.com/news/4512146/detail.html


Just like the bush ranch.



Dear Troll,

Thank you for your troll. Your troll has been evaluated by
our panel of experts. Here are the results of our tests.

We found that your troll was...
[ ] Grammatically incorrect
[ ] Incomprehensible
[ ] Just plain stupid
[ ] Laced with spelling and punctuation errors
[ ] Laden with circular reasoning
[ ] Offensive
[ ] Somewhat too revealing of your minimal mental abilities
[ ] Too similar to other trolls submitted in the past
[X] Without merit


Please get a...
[X] clue
[ ] grip
[ ] job
[X] life
[X] note from your mom

You should...
[ ] Get your ego boost some other way
[X] Go away
[ ] Have someone who can read review your postings
[ ] Not have "one for the road" next time
[ ] Put up a web site with your name on it to show the world
[ ] Realize that by trolling a group you hurt everyone, not just
the
people you are mad at
[ ] Save your postings for later and think if you really want to
send
them
[ ] Stay in school
[ ] Take down your web site, it's not very good
[X] Take your medication
[ ] Think about other people's feelings before you post

Suggested other activities besides trolling...
[X] Consider another hobby
[ ] Get your ego boost instead by helping out at a local hospital
[ ] Helping someone else
[ ] Posting something constructive
[ ] Spending some time with your family instead of your magazines


Thank you for your submission.

You have...
[ ] failed, must try harder
[X] failed utterly, without hope of redemption.
[ ] passed
[ ] passed with honors