John Smith wrote:
I know God can enjoy a good glass of wine--his son shared it with other
men...

Catholics know that, but many of the newer Christian faiths tend to
deny that.

... I can imagine God could enjoy a good Cuban cigar....

Never considered it.

... if you take your key to heaven, he just might toss ya out on yer
bum!!! grin

John

Not even a Vibroplex or a Brown Bros.?