"Lloyd" wrote in message
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Does anyone know how good the correspondence graduate
degree program is at DeVry? I hear one can get his Master's
degree pretty quickly.

Do not, I repeat, do not, put firecrackers in your ears or nose. Just sit
quietly in the shade, and wait for someone big to help you with your slice of
watermelon. And don't swallow the seeds, or they'll sprout out of your ears!