There was a comedian (a Brit, I believe) that had a routine called "clean
and dirty" that went something like this:

Hen is a clean, cock is a dirty;
Bolt is a clean, screw is a dirty;
Cat is a clean....

and he could actually go on for about ten minutes ... it was a very good
schtick.

As I recall, George Carlin did a takeoff on this, but I can't remember the
details.

Jim



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From: "RST Engineering" on Sat 2 Jul 2005 17:10

Ooooo...lots of jollies with words! :-)