Hal Rosser wrote:
We need you to prove you are who you say you are, so please answer these
questions:
1. Do you know who your daddy is ? ... Abraham Lincoln
2. If so, can you spell his last name ? ... Penny [One Cent]
3. How many Floridians does it take to cast one Republican vote? ... Ain't enough
4. Do you have anything against Republican crickets? ... Only if they don't vote!

I just love these defining moments ....