"David" wrote in message

Perfect sound indoors is impossible.


Ok that's it!! I've had enough!!

Hello operator!

Yes, How can I help you sir?

I got a pest that needs extermination!!!

Calm down sir. Tell me what kind of pest it is and I'll try to find a Co. in
our directory.

It's a TARD!!!!

A Tard you say. Hum? Oh yea, hear we go sir. The Co.'s name is TARDBUSTERS
INC. I'll connect you immediately.

Thank You!!! Thank You!!! Thank You!!!


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!