"m II" wrote in message
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wrote:

Are you interesting in coming to Jackson,Mississippi and lets take my
dog to a veteranarian of your choice for an examination?

What happens when the doctor says it's no longer a virgin? Do we lay
obscenity
charges at the local lawman's office?

Maybe cuhulin rides the Hershey Highway. And with that little pud of his,
it's not likely that he's ever going to do any doggie damage. There'll be
nothing to see.

By the way, I object to the use of the word lay in this context. Bringing
him up on charges doesn't sound much better, though.