Honus wrote:
"m II" wrote in message
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wrote:


Are you interesting in coming to Jackson,Mississippi and lets take my
dog to a veteranarian of your choice for an examination?

What happens when the doctor says it's no longer a virgin? Do we lay

obscenity

charges at the local lawman's office?


Maybe cuhulin rides the Hershey Highway.


Oh..yes..I completely forgot what deviates are capable of.


And with that little pud of his,
it's not likely that he's ever going to do any doggie damage. There'll be
nothing to see.

The good doctor might have a special scanning microsope in order to detect the
most minute of invasive puddery.


By the way, I object to the use of the word lay in this context.

If it were a chihuahua it may well be Cuhulin's Frito Lay.


Bringing him up on charges doesn't sound much better, though.

Habeus Canus demands justice. The problem seems to be finding a jury of his
'peers'.