On 09 Aug 2005 03:29:29 GMT, Steveo wrote:

This will me my first trip there.

it's usually a good time, but if you are allergic to bee's be careful
Congratulations Reader
In this, the second chapter of "How to make a fortune
by torturing neighbours pets", we look at the uses of
the common garden spade, the 2-Iron golf club, and the
Delicatessan-Issue Ham Slicer.
Now, for those of you who've followed the step by step
procedure outlined in chapter one, you should now have
in front of you a large pot full of animals slowly
coming to the boil.. To continue from here, all you
need is some cayenne pepper, a mallet, and an
extra-larg..

IT IS WITH DEEP, LASTING AND SINCERE REGRET THAT WE
APOLOGISE FOR THE PRECEEDING WEB PAGE, WHICH WAS LOADED
INTO YOUR BROWSER BY A ERRANT JAVA ROUTINE WHICH HATES
ANIMALS. LET US ASSURE YOU THAT THIS SCRIPT IN NO WAY
REFLECTS THE FEELING OF THE AUTHOR OF THIS DOCUMENT,
HIS FAMILY OR FRIENDS. THEY LOVE ANIMALS.

Especially with chips and Salad....