Show up at Findlay, like you didn't at Dayton. We are bringing a
camcorder. Digitize it afterward with the video card, edit in some
clips of your buddies taken from the NAMBLA site, and voila: the
ensuing webcast is much more accurate in portraying your true nature.
Man, that VidForge software is priceless!

Flip that wrist
Flip that wrist
Flip that wrist so limp
moped is a chicken boy
With the IQ of a chimp!

(of course we have to apologize to chimps for dissing them)