It's too late. You already made yourself look foolish by using the
word "dficks" in your subject line. You can't take back your mistake
with a second post, because everyone already knows that you have never
(and never will) master an ordinary keyboard.

Buy a weed whacker. Cut your hair with it. Chill out. Make love to
a dalek.

You'll be glad that you did. Or maybe you won't. Frankly, we don't
give a damn, Scarlett.

[Tbar jvgu gur jvaq fbeg bs qrfpevorf Jbtre'f zvaq.]