König Prüße wrote:
HellPope Huey wrote:
Zapanaz wrote:

well that makes perfect sense. So, when I eat a plate of boiled
shrimp, what exactly would God be telling me then? I think we need a
dictionary of what all vaguely comma-shaped things mean in terms of
the Wrath of God.

That if you are not "good," God will make you crap raw, unshelled
shrimp until you see the light. It works all too well. I really dummied
up a lot after the chicken incident.

Chickens flew out yer butt?

Yes, directly into your burrito.
I suppose this sort of exchange will escalate now that Martha Stew-rat
is about to be on the air again.

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HellPope Huey
Screw the future.
I was dreaming of it last week and today,
when it got here,
the assembly instructions were in Turkish.

"We are defending the country 24/7.
24 hours a week, 7 months a year."
~ John Ashcroft

"God, you're an idiot!"
"No, I'm more of a character."
~ "House: M.D."

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