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Old September 2nd 05, 04:09 PM
HellPope Huey
 
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David wrote:
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 02:09:14 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
David wrote:
On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:25:00 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:


Hey Dwight. Long time no quack.

That sure does sound like a name for a 7.5-foot-tall black basketball
player, don't it, but I am stuck with it. What can I say, my mother was
all glazzy-eyed over Eisenhower. Oh well, its easier to live with than
being named something really awful like Gonesha, Starshine or Joe Cosby.

I too am named after Eisenhower, luckily his middle name.

How your bad self been?


I am on alt.slack, which answers the question completely and HORRIBLY.
Kill me. Kill me NOW. My apartment is all electric and I can't get my
tongue to stay in the light sockets.


I have a lingering image image of you playing the ''Rocky and
Bullwinkle Theme'' on acid. It plagues me.


Worse yet, I played it by twanging it out on my extended foreskin.
There's one that'll wake you up screaming, like Clive Barker's Fairy Tales.

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HellPope Huey
If you kick a poodle in the ass and your foot gets stuck,
do you call a veterinarian, a podiatrist or a plumber?

"Christian fundamentalism is the doctrine
that there is an absolutely powerful,
infinitely knowledgeable, universe-spanning entity
that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life."
~ Andrew Lias

"We shattered the Commandments on the spot."
~ Katherine Hepburn,
"The Lion In Winter"

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