On Thu, 8 Sep 2005, Secwet Scwuffy Woger wrote:


Jesus is all washed up, too. Why? Jesus had long hair.

Wrong. Jesus had short hair. Not only did the History Channel discuss
that fact at great length, but bible scholars also agree that the long
hair was only introduced by medieval artists, and was not an accurate
depiction of reality.

That is not to say that short hair is automatically admirable. Take
skinheads for example: They chase people into grocery stores, causing
them to hurt themselves on the entranceway as they flee in terror.

Glendale policemen have short hair too.

Life sux, don't it Woger?


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"Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it
is a shame unto him?" St. Paul, 1 Corinthians 11:14